Author Topic: Crean Achievements Thread (Read 19927 times)

Wade for President · « **Reply #75 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:44:30 PM »

Quote from: MUfan12 on April 10, 2008, 12:52:19 PM

Crean's hair inspired Moses to part the Red Sea.

hilarious

warriorfred · « **Reply #76 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:08:29 PM »

Crean was Abe Froman. With this negativity and optimism, Crean brought a balance to the force.

Doctor V · « **Reply #77 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:48:51 PM »

prediction: this thread will become longer that the trevor thread
association: both are traitors

The cheerleader with the perfectly sculpted abs was Tom Crean's invention. As a matter of fact, TC would eat his dinner off of that 6 pack

In other words, it was really TC at the last supper

Avenue Commons · « **Reply #78 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:06:48 PM »

Crean re-opened the Avalanche.

Avenue Commons · « **Reply #79 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:10:21 PM »

Crean reversed the flow of the Milwaukee River.

Tom Crean's Tanning Bed · « **Reply #80 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Avenue Commons on April 10, 2008, 07:10:21 PM

Crean reversed the flow of the Milwaukee River.

And dumped the contents of the MMSD Deep Tunnel into the lake tonight too. Lots of crap there

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #81 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:24:28 PM »

MUinOH · « **Reply #82 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:33:05 PM »

Crean invented the zone defense. Then after he realized it was too good for even him to beat, he wisely decided not to take credit for it.

Daniel · « **Reply #83 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:22:50 PM »

Crean, with a little assistance from Al Gore, invented the internet. Pretty sure about this. good sources, high places.

Soccer Nut · « **Reply #84 on:** April 10, 2008, 09:37:48 PM »

Tom Crean built Milwaukee that is why it is known as the Crean City. Buildings were built with Crean city bricks!

Soccer Nut · « **Reply #85 on:** April 10, 2008, 09:39:19 PM »

Tom Crean was the inspiration for Dick Bacon.

tower912 · « **Reply #86 on:** April 11, 2008, 06:41:42 AM »

Crean is responsible for the measles outbreak in Milwaukee.

NCMUFan · « **Reply #87 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:04:23 AM »

Tom Crean was responsible for the Packers getting in the playoffs. Somehow.

NCMUFan · « **Reply #88 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:15:25 AM »

Tom Crean is really the love child of Dicky V & Mother Thresea.

NCMUFan · « **Reply #89 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:23:24 AM »

Tom Crean is the author of a new book "The Weave - the only offense you will ever need"

Soccer Nut · « **Reply #90 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:28:57 AM »

Starships' "We Built this City" is actually about Tom and his ego!

mu03eng · « **Reply #91 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:35:02 AM »

Tom Crean kept all of American's MD-80's in the air. However when he discovered that an MD-80 was an airplane and not some form of super Mad Dog drink, he had to move to Indiana where he could cry alone.

The Man in Gold · « **Reply #92 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:39:29 AM »

Tom Crean beat Michael Jordan and Larry Bird in H-O-R-S-E.

SCWarrior · « **Reply #93 on:** April 11, 2008, 07:55:37 AM »

Tom Crean shot a 59 in the opening round of the Master's, but because of the flu - he signed an incorrect score card.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #94 on:** April 11, 2008, 08:55:01 AM »

Crean designed and built the "Edward Scissorhands" statue in front of the AMU.

Knight Commission · « **Reply #95 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:19:34 AM »

Crean invented what is now Diet Coke, sold the recipe to Coke, and has renegotiated the noncompete agreement 5 times.

The Man in Gold · « **Reply #96 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:51:47 AM »

Tom Crean told Ron Wolf to trade for Brett Favre.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #97 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:04:05 AM »

He made AL turn in his grave!

MU06CU10 · « **Reply #98 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:09:46 AM »

Tom Crean Sh!ts bars of Gold...anyone confused about the inspiration for that ill-fated name change...now you know.

The Man in Gold · « **Reply #99 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:11:30 AM »

When playing Shirts vs. Skins, Tom always goes Skins.

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