Quite The Juxtaposition

[Skatastrophy]

Upon retirement, I'm spending a fall transversing SEC stadiums

> transversing

sounds woke

[tower912]

Poetry about transitioning individuals.

[Uncle Rico]

> transversing

sounds woke

Hey pal, I'm an evangelical Christian

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Poetry about transitioning individuals.

There once was a dude named Stan
Who no longer felt like a man
Felt he had to come clean
So he chopped off his ween
And now JD Vance want him banned

[tower912]

On my bingo card, I had Jay Bee with the limerick.    Damn.

[Lennys Tap]

An unhappy girly man rolled
The dice and it proved to be bold
His balls were removed
And he found a new groove
In the pool where he took home a gold

[wadesworld]

Funny enough, a friend of mine sent me this trailer today.  Looks awesome.  I hope she gets the chance to play in a women's adult rec basketball league if she desires to do so.  We should be more accepting in this world.  If changing gender makes someone happy, I don't get why that's a problem for other people.  It's harming nobody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRZ1ELeGepo&t=3s

[MU82]

Limericks are a fun way to insult already vulnerable people.

Can we do disabled people next?

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Limericks are a fun way to insult already vulnerable people.

Can we do disabled people next?

I would, but its hard to fit "retired sports writer" into a limerick.

[Viper]

Funny enough, a friend of mine sent me this trailer today.  Looks awesome.  I hope she gets the chance to play in a women's adult rec basketball league if she desires to do so.  We should be more accepting in this world.  If changing gender makes someone happy, I don't get why that's a problem for other people.  It's harming nobody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRZ1ELeGepo&t=3s

harming nobody? In this fallen world, is universal acceptance always the best pathway? maybe reference Jeremiah 1:5. But yeah, chick w/diick seems to be a norm, unfortunately

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

harming nobody? In this fallen world, is universal acceptance always the best pathway? maybe reference Jeremiah 1:5. But yeah, chick w/diick seems to be a norm, unfortunately

LOL...the first chapter of Jeremiah?  Do you even understand the historical context of the book and the verse you list?

[Lennys Tap]

Limericks are a fun way to insult already vulnerable people.

Can we do disabled people next?

God forbid, no! Let's make any joke with a punchline a hate crime!

[Uncle Rico]

LOL...the first chapter of Jeremiah?  Do you even understand the historical context of the book and the verse you list?

It's on billboards!

[Hards Alumni]

God forbid, no! Let's make any joke with a punchline a hate crime!

Yeah, but punching down on jokes is for losers

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Gotta bring out the OG OT, out of context no less, when "love your neighbor as yourself" is too soft.

[Viper]

God forbid, no! Let's make any joke with a punchline a hate crime!

bad Lenny, bad. 82 is triggered. Your punishment?  Write DEI 100x's with your off hand while doing Bud Light beer bongs.

[StillAWarrior]

I would, but its hard to fit "retired sports writer" into a limerick.

Challenge accepted

A retired sports writer once claimed,
"Insulting trans athletes is lame,
But what's even worse
To put into verse
Is mocking the sick and the lame."

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Challenge accepted

A retired sports writer once claimed,
"Insulting trans athletes is lame,
But what's even worse
To put into verse
Is mocking the sick and the lame."

Nice! I laughed.

[wadesworld]

Challenge accepted

A retired sports writer once claimed,
"Insulting trans athletes is lame,
But what's even worse
To put into verse
Is mocking the sick and the lame."

This is great.

harming nobody? In this fallen world, is universal acceptance always the best pathway? maybe reference Jeremiah 1:5. But yeah, chick w/diick seems to be a norm, unfortunately

Who does a "chick w/diick" harm?

[Newsdreams]

bad Lenny, bad. 82 is triggered. Your punishment?  Write DEI 100x's with your off hand while doing Bud Light beer bongs.

I will have to come out of my hiatus early for this, being the victim of racism in US specially during 2016-2020, will say Viper is not only lost but he is a lost soul who like most extreme christians (Isis like w/o the beheadings, but might get there) have no effing knowledge of the bible. Probably have no idea of the major and distorted translation of new testament from Greek to English....was to serve Europe kings....

[Lennys Tap]

like most extreme christians (Isis like w/o the beheadings, but might get there)

OMfreakinG. Insane.

[Pakuni]

There once was a Marquette fan
Who secretly enjoyed the touch of a man
But to himself he would posit
"I must stay in the closet"
So he wrote a homophobic rant

[Newsdreams]

OMfreakinG. Insane.

Does not know history..

[Herman Cain]

On that topic: Sporting events to see in person before one dies?
1. Super Bowl
2. NCAA basketball National Championship
3. Indy 500
4. Kentucky Derby
5. Tour de France
6. Wimbledon
7. Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
8. World Series Game

What else?

1. Super Bowl. Been many times. It is essentially the NFL Convention.

Saw Packers win with Favre in New Orleans. Best part of that was meeting Willie Davis in the bar at our Hotel. Saw Eli and the Giants Beat Brady in Indy. Saw Russel Wilson clobber Peyton in The Meadowlands. Saw Seattle give the game away to Brady in Phoenix. Saw Peyton win his second against Panthers in Santa Clara. Super Bowl party had some great bands that year.

2. Earvin Johnson versus Larry Bird NCAA Championship in 79 

3. Multiple Indy 500s. When I went they had Gomer Pyle singing Back Home Again in Indiana. It is  an event worth doing once as Bucket list item.

4. Kentucky Derby- My wife had customers there I went as spouse.  We still have all the Hats she used to wear in storage.
5. Tour De France- Will probably figure out a European Trip to incorporate this sometime low on priority list.
6. Wimbledon- Saw Sampras win at peak of his domination
7. Florida Georgia Game- Not in the same league as any of the above.
8. World Series-68 Tigers was great. 
9. US Open Golf - Been many times, always a great event for Golf fans.
10. Masters- Practice Rounds are best . Been in the old days before all the corporate influence, saw Freddy Couples win. 
12. PGA Championship- Been many times. Watching Davis Love win when the Rainbow came out at Winged Foot was awesome.
13. British Open- Best of all Golf Majors. Paired playing a round at Prestwick.
14. US Open Tennis Many times - Prefer watching the Woman battle it out. Recommend for Tennis fans to go in Early rounds, can walk around and see many players close up on the non featured courts.
15. Olympics- Boxing , Swimming, Tennis, Ping Pong . Not really a great experience.
16. Rose Bowl- Enjoyed multiple times definitely worth doing

[Viper]

I will have to come out of my hiatus early for this, being the victim of racism in US specially during 2016-2020, will say Viper is not only lost but he is a lost soul who like most extreme christians (Isis like w/o the beheadings, but might get there) have no effing knowledge of the bible. Probably have no idea of the major and distorted translation of new testament from Greek to English....was to serve Europe kings....

keep Dreaming, Newsie