2024 Paris Olympics

[Jay Bee]

They denied the dude who id’s as a girl so it’s all a sham

[MuggsyB]

Wouldn’t stay on the track outside of the 100. They’d finish last.

We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever. 

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever. 

No he wouldn't, he's too dumb. Intelligence is part of being an athlete. That's why we're on top of the food chain.

[lawdog77]

We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever. 

Coaches aren't allowed on the track, so the dog would be clueless on where to line up

[jficke13]

Cheetahs in tbe wild, casually run 4.7 secs in the 100m.  I would imagine they'd do fine in the 200m, 400m, and 800m. 

In all honesty i doubt they can maintain top speed for the longer lengths.

[lawdog77]

In all honesty i doubt they can maintain top speed for the longer lengths.

They can run for 30 seconds, but they have to be chasing something. Otherwise, they are sleeping

[JWags85]

We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever. 

This is still the most bizarre and consistent non-sequitur schtick on this board.

[MuggsyB]

They can run for 30 seconds, but they have to be chasing something. Otherwise, they are sleeping

I assume you realize that they can also run 45 mph for like 30 mins?  And zooming 75 mph for 30 secs doesn't exactly suck? Sarah the Cheetah, from the Cincy Zoo, casually ran 5.4 secs in 100m.  The fact is they can run 0-60 in 3 secs in the wild.  End of discussion. 

[wadesworld]

I assume you realize that they can also run 45 mph for like 30 mins?  And zooming 75 mph for 30 secs doesn't exactly suck? Sarah the Cheetah, from the Cincy Zoo, casually ran 5.4 secs in 100m.  The fact is they can run 0-60 in 3 secs in the wild.  End of discussion. 

They wouldn’t be able to stay on course on a track. They’re not smart enough. They’d finish last and be DQ’d.

[warriorchick]

Chick Jr. and I are attending the US Olympic trials for gymnastics next weekend.

We saw Simone Biles at a meet in suburban Chicago a few months ago.  She is without about the GOAT.  Her performances are even more incredible in person.

[MuggsyB]

Chick Jr. and I are attending the US Olympic trials for gymnastics next weekend.

We saw Simone Biles at a meet in suburban Chicago a few months ago.  She is without about the GOAT.  Her performances are even more incredible in person.

Nice!  She's definitely the 🐐. 

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

This is still the most bizarre and consistent non-sequitur schtick on this board.

And I hope that when the Olympics actually comes around that it disappears

[jutaw22mu]

Do they still have horse dancing in the olympics?  Still haven't figured out why horses are in the olympics.

Does anyone know if the #icrapintheseine protest actually happened?

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Do they still have horse dancing in the olympics?  Still haven't figured out why horses are in the olympics.

Dressage!

The only reason I know this is a co-worker of mine is going to Paris with her husband and four adult children on their "dream Olympic trip." She was a horse rider as a child, so this is the event she wanted to attend the most.

They are also going to a day or two of track and field as well as some of the tennis matches.

[dgies9156]

Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

[wadesworld]

Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

lol.

[Uncle Rico]

Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

People still watch Neckcar?

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

People still watch Neckcar?

Give him a break. He lives in Florida now.

[Uncle Rico]

Give him a break. He lives in Florida now.

I’m boycotting because it went woke

[dgies9156]

Maybe the Olympics should make NASCAR an Olympic sport!

A good test sport for LA2028.

[Uncle Rico]

Maybe the Olympics should make NASCAR an Olympic sport!

A good test sport for LA2028.

F1 would be better than Neckcar

[Pakuni]

F1 would be better than Neckcar

That's a lie.

[wadesworld]

Zach Lowe has team USA's chances of winning men's basketball at the Olympics at 51%.  Lol.  It's like 95%.  Their biggest challengers are teams like Canada whose 3rd best player is...Lou Dort?  Dillon Brooks?  RJ Barrett?  Or France whose third best player is...Fournier, Batum, Coulibaly, Yabusele, and Ntilikina are the only other NBA players.  Or Serbia whose 3rd best player is Poku?

Team USA's worst players are Tyrese Haliburton, Bam, and Derrick White.  Like come on.  The only way Team USA doesn't win is if everyone gets Covid and has symptoms.

[tower912]

I would feel better if Bronny was on the team.

[lawdog77]

I would feel better if Bronny was on the team.

He earned it