Dad jokes

[Billy Hoyle]

Ball joints.  Funny to say to your friends, funny to say at the dispensary.  The opposite of funny when the mechanic say it.

It's all ball bearings nowadays

[Scoop Snoop]

Ball joints.  Funny to say to your friends, funny to say at the dispensary.  The opposite of funny when the mechanic say it.

You: "So how much is this going to cost?"

Mechanic: "How much ya got?"

[tower912]

This site is known for scoopid takes.

[muwarrior69]

Two antennas got married.

The wedding was ok.

But the reception was incredible.

Aw, c'mon. That is a mom joke not a dad joke.

[Scoop Snoop]

Actually a true story, but I think it still fits here.

My brother kept his sailboat in a marina in Virginia Beach and in one of the neighboring slips, a guy named his boat by flipping Sinbad the Sailor. The name of his boat was Sailbad the Sinner.

[CTWarrior]

My brother-in-law got me with this one.  He said it was an oldie but I'd never heard it.

My back was hurting and I was walking a little funny.

BIL:  What's the matter?
ME:  I got a bad back
BIL:  I got news for you.  Your front ain't so great, either.

[tower912]

How is this upcoming cold snap like a punch in the nose?


Both are going to give you black eyes (ice).

[GoldenEagles03]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. The people in Abu Dhabi do.

[StillAWarrior]

On a really cold day last week a sound tech told me this when we were discussing how cold it was (as people are wont to do):


Him: On the way to work this morning I saw two crows that were actually stuck together.
Me: Really...wow.
Him: Yeah...I think they were vel-crows.
Me: Groan...I'll probably use that.