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Hards Alumni

#150
December 31, 2021, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 30, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
OMN my God, wow - very unfunny. Did your neighbor's kid bring that one home from pre school?

It's a joke thread, you curmudgeon.

But I guess you not realizing that is pretty funny in a sad way.

Lennys Tap

#151
December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on December 31, 2021, 10:25:11 AM
It's a joke thread, you curmudgeon.

But I guess you not realizing that is pretty funny in a sad way.

No sh!t, Sherlock.

What's truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.

Lennys Tap

#152
December 31, 2021, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on December 31, 2021, 07:04:52 AM
Close.  My fifth grade nephew told it to me at Christmas.

Fair enough.

Hards Alumni

#153
January 01, 2022, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM
No sh!t, Sherlock.

What's truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.

Good one?

tower912

#154
January 01, 2022, 10:19:00 AM
Period?
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Lennys Tap

#157
January 16, 2022, 07:01:28 PM
You know 10 years from now there is going to be a standardized test with the following math problem:

If Matt was exposed to Covid on Tuesday and had no symptoms four days later and he got it from Susie who caught it at a party three days before Matt tested positive five days later, how likely is Matt's little brother going to test positive on an antigen test if he tests two days after Matt tests positive?

tower912

#158
January 17, 2022, 07:44:45 AM
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

The Sultan

#159
January 17, 2022, 07:51:56 AM
The guy who says this....

Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM
What's truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.


Then says this....

Quote from: Lennys Tap on January 16, 2022, 07:01:28 PM
You know 10 years from now there is going to be a standardized test with the following math problem:

If Matt was exposed to Covid on Tuesday and had no symptoms four days later and he got it from Susie who caught it at a party three days before Matt tested positive five days later, how likely is Matt's little brother going to test positive on an antigen test if he tests two days after Matt tests positive?


"I am one of those who think the best friend of a nation is he who most faithfully rebukes her for her sins—and he her worst enemy, who, under the specious and popular garb of patriotism, seeks to excuse, palliate, and defend them" - Frederick Douglass

Lennys Tap

#160
January 17, 2022, 09:17:34 AM
Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on January 17, 2022, 07:51:56 AM
The guy who says this....


Then says this....

I could receive no greater compliment than a "thumbs down" from the humorless guy who relies on his unfunny 5th grade nephew for the infrequent laughs in his joyless life.

Thank you.



The Sultan

#161
January 17, 2022, 09:18:29 AM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on January 17, 2022, 09:17:34 AM
I could receive no greater compliment than a "thumbs down" from the humorless guy who relies on his unfunny 5th grade nephew for the infrequent laughs in his joyless life.

Thank you.


Again, this is entirely too easy. 
"I am one of those who think the best friend of a nation is he who most faithfully rebukes her for her sins—and he her worst enemy, who, under the specious and popular garb of patriotism, seeks to excuse, palliate, and defend them" - Frederick Douglass

pbiflyer

#162
January 17, 2022, 07:39:06 PM
Novak Djokovic is the first player bounced from a grand slam event after only missing two shots.

You have to hand it to the Aussies when it comes to tennis. They really know how to return a Serb.

#UnleashSean

#163
January 17, 2022, 08:09:05 PM
Quote from: pbiflyer on January 17, 2022, 07:39:06 PM
Novak Djokovic is the first player bounced from a grand slam event after only missing two shots.

You have to hand it to the Aussies when it comes to tennis. They really know how to return a Serb.

Is that racist in 2022?

warriorchick

#164
January 17, 2022, 09:37:42 PM
Quote from: #UnleashKolek on January 17, 2022, 08:09:05 PM
Is that racist in 2022?

What are the two races involved here?
Have some patience, FFS.

pbiflyer

#165
January 18, 2022, 12:08:42 PM
New movie remake.

tower912

#166
May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

mu_hilltopper

#167
May 11, 2022, 09:30:13 PM
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

MU82

#168
May 11, 2022, 09:46:45 PM
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

Your own?
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

tower912

#169
May 12, 2022, 05:12:05 AM
Yes.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

4everwarriors

#170
May 12, 2022, 06:46:18 AM
Sew know golden shower, aina?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

MU82

#171
May 12, 2022, 08:50:18 AM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on May 12, 2022, 06:46:18 AM
Sew know golden shower, aina?

Woulda been a green shower.

No relation to the green weenies Shaka keeps experiencing on the recruiting trail.
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

cheebs09

#172
May 13, 2022, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

Just lost my sense of smell and taste. Hoping I don't have to wait 18 months to smell asparagus pee.

tower912

#173
May 14, 2022, 05:15:38 AM
My sense of smell isn't normal yet.   Sadly, though, I can now smell my 15 year old son's dirty laundry.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Skatastrophy

#174
May 14, 2022, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: tower912 on May 14, 2022, 05:15:38 AM
My sense of smell isn't normal yet.   Sadly, though, I can now smell my 15 year old son's dirty laundry.

That's so wild. Any other noticeable impacts from the brain damage? Are you still feeling pretty quick-witted?
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